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cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

sassively:

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

more things that need to be more affordable:

-tampons/pads

-bras

-medical treatment

-concert tickets

more things that need to be more expensive:

-fines on DUIs

-crocs

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

shouldnt:

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what tumblr actually is: cat gifs + porn